
[woman who’s never maintained eye contact with a gay person before]: This is for the girls and the gays ☺️
[woman who’s scared of lesbians]: this is for the gays and the girlies 😌
It’s really weird how Star Trek writers constantly try to make either Kirk or Spock the quote unquote “womanizer”, “heartbreaker” and ladies man.
It’s so funny to me because neither of them should be. They play chess for fun. They respect women so much. They’re both also so awkward that it’s impossible to think of James T. “Stack of books on legs.” Kirk is anything but an absolutely respectful and lovely human being to women.
I also refuse to believe Spock, the epitome of professionalism, is out there kissing nurses after his fiancee suggested they “take a break”. The whole reason Spock held back his urge to climb Kirk like a tree was because he was engaged.
It’s just wild to me that the most respectful, awkward men on the Enterprise would ever be portrayed as heartbreakers. Also hilarious.
Post canon designs ideas
tom and jerry have turned to a life of self flagellation and degeneracy.
A stand up comedian roasted me, mid show, for doing this.
Please say “hit with a pie” instead of… That
@bibleofficial people deserve to see this
RIP yahoo answers